Random “deep” thoughts

•November 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Childhood heroes:

It is really, really disappointing when you grow up and you meet your childhood idols.  I’m talking about the favorite kindergarten teacher, about the hyper-uber-ultra-mega-awesome cartoon, etc…  It is disappointing.

Cute twins:

In a hypotherical case, you meet a couple of twins and you find them attractive and you want to ask one of them on a date.  How do you chose which one?

Little black belt thingy’s enterntaining gtalk statuses..

•November 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Day 1:
Little cap thingy: “and I just kicked my TA … I’m not doing well in my classes am I?? >.>”

Day 2:

“magical textbook, can you give me the answer? What about now!? flips page What about now!? flips page What about now!? flips page …….” – Little cap thingy psetting

Little cap thingy: “wait, what would you call [Little black belt thingy] then?” Scary black belt thingy: “a man.” thanks [Scary black belt thingy]

Day 3:

is planning how to feed Little cap thingy during her stay in SJ to maximize utility…

Day 4:

“you can like more than 1 icecream, and you can eat a lot of different icecreams at the same time, or not the same time, but I guess it’s not the same as like-liking people?” – Little cap thingy on relationships

“well, you can like things in degrees-like-I like my cap more than you….” -Little cap thingy on liking things.

Little black belt thingy: “Hush child.” Little cap thingy: “You can’t call me a child. You’re younger than me! MAN!”

Day 5

Little black belt thingy: BONDING ACTIVITY 😀  Little cap thingy: o.O!! hahahah bondage… not bondage? Little black belt thingy: no not bondage…

Day 6

Little pure thingy: Love is like a molded mouthgaurd. It cannot be shared.

Day 7

crap, did I really just finish 300 grams of gummy bears.

Facebook adds

•February 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Those are some facebook adds targeted at me:

I do really feel worried about the content I put on facebook and I am getting more and more inclied on deleting my profile. (even though it will not be technically delete, at least I will not be subjected to the advertising)

Staring at women’s breast can prevent heart attacks in men!

•February 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

According to German scientist, staring at women’s breast can prevent strokes in men (or at least that is what NOVA TV said they  did). That rose a small discussion between  my sister and me. Our main arguments:

  • Seeing woman’s bare breasts (WBB) can cause a  heart attack in some men*;
  • The prolonged exposure to WBB decreases the probability of  getting a stroke from seeing WBB;
  • Hence, staring at WBB  can prevent heart attack in not only men but in bi- and homosexual women.

Hurray for the German scientist! I am off… to watch XXL.

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*given that she is hot enough and he is not gay.

Little Blue Man

•January 14, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Have you ever thought that little blue men (and one woman) are watching you from behind the watter bottle or under the buttercup in your neighbour’s flowerpot? Have you ever sensed their presence spying on you through the windows or under the door? If you have you are crazy… maybe even more than me 🙂 .

Apparently, blogging is becoming very popular among my taekwondo friends, so I decided/am deciding that I will be cool too and I will blog too. Especially since I am far far away in a distant land where women are beautiful and beer is still cheap. I do apologize in advance for some of my posts will be in Bulgarian since some thoughts are formed in one language and need to be expressed in that same language. 

That shall be all on the subject of little blue men (and one woman), but I won’t promise reading my post won’t get you crazy… you know MADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!